sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via existicnv)

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via teenscoolest)

Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*

(Source: asvprock, via retiredjesus)

lameborghini:

*legally changes last name to my url*

(via beaceex)

Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation.

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen, via cramp)

questionful:

highschoolhottie:

 following back tons 

more here

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via surmounts)

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(via patheticbae)

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